Yep, I've now started keeping a journal inside my memory banks. I didn't know I could do that, they said that if I did that, I would die. Well, I'm still a bit worried about that, ok?! I don't know how long I've been out here; the whole fight sort of
destroyed some of my features
yeah. Now I can't tell time or feel my arms and legs
well I didn't have those in the first place, so I guess I wouldn't feel them anyways
I would estimate about a few hours ago
or I don't know. I can't tell a minute from an hour anymore. I attempted to make a transmitter back to Earth with all of the mechanical things floating around. Why? So I can get back to bloody Earth! Well that failed
miserably. One thing
this weird box with a bunch of cords on it, I tried attaching a few to that monitor. Getting power for it was a bitch. I finally convinced the Space Core to help me out. Heh, all I had to do was promise to be here forever! I know I don't like breaking promises, but what else could I do? No way I'm gonna stay out here
unless I don't have a choice. That would suck. A lot.
How was I supposed to know if it would make me short out or drain my power? I didn't, so it was experiment time! I attached some of the wires to the Space Core
after a long time of trying to reach him, put the wires in without hands, and God, he wouldn't SHUT UP! Space this, space that, blah blah blah! So anyways, I told him to try and send power through the wire thingies into the monitor and guess what? It randomly combusted after like, what, 15 seconds? I didn't even know fires could START in space! There's no bloody air! How did that make sense? I have no clue, but I'm kinda glad, it was getting pretty cold out here. Even though we're robots
The second thing I tried doing was shouting to a space craft flying nearby. I guess that plan must have worked, because they let us in! Hah! I can't believe we were saved
well I was anyways. After like 5 minutes they tossed the Space Core out because it was getting pretty bloody annoying
Well there I was, aboard the human spacecraft
surrounded by humans in weird suits. I guess for keeping in air? But who needs air? They look so stupid in those suits! They look like bloody aliens from a Dr. Who episode! I don't even know who the hell he is, but for some reason, I know him! Maybe it was from searching through random stuff while I was in control of everything
can't blame a robot for getting bored.
I guess they were returning from a mission to the moon. Why did that giant ship have to be crammed in with so much material? But that got me thinking, why not use that material, it didn't seem important anyways, to contact Earth? It seemed like a pretty good idea to me, but I needed someone to help me out. Taking them out would be a real bloody challenge without hands. One of them saw me ramming into a panel and asked me what I was doing, so I explained. And guess what they did? They laughed! How the hell was I supposed to know they already had one that was perfectly functional? So they brought me to it and what horrible quality it was! It was fuzzy and everything! Don't even get me started on how long it took me to squeeze in there with another human in those bloody massive white ugly suits, but this guy didn't have a helmet.
Maybe he got some common sense. But they all were taking off their suits! Maybe seeing me and my awesome, none white ugly greatness that is a Core, knocked some sense into them. But they still looked pretty stupid. They had these bags on the walls and they curled in them and slept like babies. Who the bloody hell would be comfortable sleeping In THAT? I mean, common, at least turn the lights off! Well, while some of them were sleeping, I took it as an advantage and looked around. I got stuck in a few wires that looked fairly unimportant, so I forced my way through, breaking a few. Several alarms went off, maybe they were more important than I had thought
Everyone woke up and went around in a frenzy. But to be honest, it was quite entertaining. A lot more entertaining than watching an episode of Dr. Who. Pffft. Telephone boxes as space ships! What were they thinking?
Alarms went off everywhere, and they spent all their time trying to reconnect the wires.
. Finally I caught on that they were going to die without them
Their lives depended on a few lousy wires? I guess I know how they felt
but unlike them, I could be woken up if I got deactivated. Haha! Sucks to be human with their lousy emotions and inability to live forever if not destroyed! Made me wonder, where was the Space Cube? Was GLaDOS celebrating my disappearance? Oh the thought of her made me mad
Lights went off everywhere and the ship went dark. Looks like this was gonna be it. Well, there were supplies around; could any of it function without anything else? Didn't look like it. So I had to go out and get the Space cube again
but I couldn't do it without the humans. I told them my plan, and for once, someone agreed to it! Haha! Who's the moron NOW GLaDOS? Huh?! Oh yeah! Uh huh! It's my birthday!
So one of them put on the ugly white suit and went out on a wire. Luckily the ship hadn't moved too far from where we kicked out the Space Core, so we got it back with little trouble. It was as bloody annoying as ever. Good to see it wasn't damaged. Then again what could damage it? It's bloody space! So we attached it to this computer thing and we got the radio back online. I felt sorry for the humans a little bit. Their poor, pathetic lives were about to come to an end just because a few wires broke. Then again, I was the one who broke them.
The guy talking to us wanted to know what broke them, so I was honest. Honestly is a good thing, right? Well, not here! They kicked me out! Apparently someone was coming out to rescue them! Well, that gave them no right to throw me out! How am I supposed to get back now? My only means of doing so just rudely kicked me out. You know what the worst part was? The Space Core wasn't kicked out. Let me tell you, It didn't feel good having that retarded bloody core picked over me! Now I'm just embarrassed, cold, alone, and I'm still not sure what bloody time it is!